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Books with author Sanford Hoffman

  • I'm Going to Read®

    Sanford Hoffman

    Paperback (Sterling, March 1, 2005)
    Snap! A day at the zoo can be lots of fun when you have a camera to catch the crocs, parrots, zebras, and other wild animals who live there. But what if your big sister is the photographer, and not you? Why, then you've got plenty of time to get into some mischief. But watch out! If you don't behave, the day may end early. Kids will especially enjoy the final picture, in which they have to try to find the feisty lead character.
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  • I'm Going to Read®

    Sanford Hoffman

    Paperback (Sterling, March 28, 2006)
    Every child who’s ever been told Be quiet! will relate to this story about too much noise. Andy wants to blow his horn, but his family thinks his tooting is just too loud. Will he find a place to play? You can almost hear the music with every turn of the page.
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  • Good Dog, Rover

    Sanford Hoffman

    Paperback (Sterling, March 1, 2005)
    What a "tail" of puppy love. Andy and Amy just can't wait: today, they're going to adopt a dog. But what kind should they choose? He wants a big one; she wants it small. She wants a white dog; he wants a black. Will they find a pet that can make everyone happy--Mom and Dad too? Maybe Rover will be just right.
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  • I'm Going to Read®

    Sanford Hoffman

    Hardcover (Sterling, March 1, 2005)
    What a "tail" of puppy love. Andy and Amy just can't wait: today, they're going to adopt a dog. But what kind should they choose? He wants a big one; she wants it small. She wants a white dog; he wants a black. Will they find a pet that can make everyone happy--Mom and Dad too? Maybe Rover will be just right.
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  • I'm Going to Read®

    Sanford Hoffman

    Hardcover (Sterling, March 1, 2005)
    Snap! A day at the zoo can be lots of fun when you have a camera to catch the crocs, parrots, zebras, and other wild animals who live there. But what if your big sister is the photographer, and not you? Why, then you've got plenty of time to get into some mischief. But watch out! If you don't behave, the day may end early. Kids will especially enjoy the final picture, in which they have to try to find the feisty lead character.
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  • I'm Going to Read

    Sanford Hoffman

    Paperback (Sterling, March 1, 2005)
    What a "tail" of puppy love. Andy and Amy just can't wait: today, they're going to adopt a dog. But what kind should they choose? He wants a big one; she wants it small. She wants a white dog; he wants a black. Will they find a pet that can make everyone happy--Mom and Dad too? Maybe Rover will be just right.
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  • The Beeginning/Roll Out the Barrel/The Garden Party/Pointing the Way

    James Hoffman, John Sanford

    Hardcover (School Zone Publishing Co., March 15, 2016)
    Bumble Bear is always in search of a shortcut to honey - while his loving family and some sharp-witted bees try to keep him on the right path at Honey Hill Farm. His get-honey-quick schemes offer a hilarious look at the right and wrong way to get a job done.
  • Kids' Nuttiest Jokes

    Mike Benny, Sanford Hoffman

    Paperback (Sterling, March 1, 2003)
    Did you hear the one about the artist with a poor memory? He kept drawing a blank. Or the kid who didn't like school? It was the principal of the thing. Want to know what you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer. You'll go nuts over every one of these hysterical puns, wacky wordplays, and riotous riddles. And the crazy and clever drawings make each joke even funnier.· What kind of lotion do monsters wear at the beach? Sunscream!· How did the comedian like his eggs? Funny side up.· Why did the three pigs leave home? Their father was a boar.You'll have hours of fun!
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  • Funny Comebacks to Rude Remarks

    Gene Peret, Sanford Hoffman

    Paperback (Sterling Pub Co Inc, Dec. 31, 1899)
    Hundreds of retorts to use when people insult your brains, looks, grooming, and style
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  • World's Punniest Joke Book

    Mike Benny, Sanford Hoffman

    Paperback (Sterling Pub Co Inc, Dec. 31, 1899)
    Illustrated riddles and jokes with plays on words deal with school, animals, monsters, and sports
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  • World's Punniest Joke Book

    Mike Benny, Sanford Hoffman

    Hardcover (Sterling Pub Co Inc, Dec. 31, 1899)
    Illustrated riddles and jokes with plays on words deal with school, animals, monsters, and sports
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  • Dinosaur Riddles

    Joseph Heck, Sanford Hoffman

    Hardcover (Julian Messner, Oct. 1, 1982)
    Contains 193 dinosaur riddles and jokes, including "How do you get down from a dinosaur?" and "How do you keep a Triceratops from charging?"
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